Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents.

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat.

Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.

Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.

Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business.

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.

Third date: Get drunk, have sex lets get married.

Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.

She has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person however,.

Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment.

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of.Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc.You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street. First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant.First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home.Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion. Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night.Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &.

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Lifestyles -> Jokes International Dating Etiquette Nigeria - NigeriaExchange - Lifestyles -> Jokes

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